Roasted 2 years ago based on Rosanna Mariano's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Rosanna Mariano, where do we even start? With a Spotify profile that looks like it was designed by a teen girl in a perpetual emotional crisis, it’s no wonder your playlist is a heady mix of pop, punk, and whatever "Pixie" is supposed to mean. I’m not saying your music taste is indecisive, but if it were a person, it would be that friend who can’t choose a restaurant, so they end up dragging everyone to a generic chain because “it’s just safe!” Congratulations, you’ve managed to create a soundtrack to a high school movie that no one asked to see. Your top artists read like a who’s who of diary entries and late-night sob sessions. Taylor Swift? Sure, she’s the queen of heartbreak, but she’s also a reminder that even a pop sensation can’t save your Spotify from looking like the soundtrack of a thousand high school drama reruns. And bless your heart for putting Sabrina Carpenter on repeat—this may be the first time I’ve seen someone so committed to avoiding growth, but hey, if you want to vibe with your inner 15-year-old forever, who am I to stop you? Let’s talk about your most played songs that scream “Please validate my existence!" If “Sweet Dreams” by Beyoncé comes on and my bet is that you’re still stuck in the dream of being cool, perhaps it’s time to wake up and join the rest of us. And for the record, squeezing five different iterations of adolescent heartbreak from Sabrina Carpenter onto your playlist won't magically make you less of a cliché. But don’t worry, keep those tunes spinning! You might even find yourself—right about the time you finally graduate to the more mature sounds of adulthood… whenever that may be!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!