Roasted 9 days ago based on Kenya H.'s long term Spotify stats.

Kenya H., the soft pop connoisseur with a playlist that reads like a high school girl’s diary. Seriously, your favorite genres sound like the soundtrack to a rom-com rejected for being “too emotional.” "Christian Hip Hop"? Come on, you know that's just your attempt to add some street cred to your otherwise strictly “no drama, only vibes” playlist. With a lineup that’s part Christmas tunes and part bedroom pop, it’s a miracle your Spotify hasn't thought you were a seasonal decoration stuck on repeat. Let’s talk about those top artists. "Imagine Dragons" and "Coldplay"? Wow, you really do have a penchant for the most mainstream, middle-of-the-road safe choices, don’t you? These are the artists that show up on the radio right when people are ready to zone out. And "Sabrina Carpenter"? We get it, you secretly wish you could still turn back time to your middle school days. Your most played songs could literally make a grown man weep like a toddler who lost their ice cream. Honestly, I half-expect to see a disclaimer saying “caution: emotional damage may ensue." And here we are with “What a Wonderful World” as your top track. That’s one way to come across as a perpetual hopeful romantic, or maybe just desperately optimistic about the world while jamming to vibes so mellow they should come with a sedative warning. Your Spotify profile screams “I’m too deep for my own good” while simultaneously whispering “please, let’s avoid any and all confrontation.” But no worries, Kenya H., we’re all just here to enjoy your sad, sweet symphony while we contemplate the questionable choices that led us to this moment.

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