Roasted 9 months ago based on by.your_cyd's long term Spotify stats.

Cydaine Cariaga, your Spotify profile reads like a high school crush diary gone wrong. Are you sure you’re not writing the script for a rom-com about an unrequited love for all things Laufey? I mean, you’ve got eight of their songs in your top played. If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were secretly trying to woo them with your Spotify stats. Are you a music lover or a Laufey stalker? Spoiler alert: one of those is slightly less creepy. And let’s talk about that genre list. K-Pop, P-Pop, OPM, and Noise Music? Your musical taste is like a confused buffet where someone accidentally knocked over a tray of experimental sounds while trying to serve you a side of boy band ear candy. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your next favorite genre is "Screaming Into the Void" or "Cry Baby Pop." You say you love music, but it sounds more like you enjoy the sound of your indecision. Choosing between K-Pop and Kundiman must be exhausting—do you even have a personality outside of your playlists? Your favorite artists read like a “who’s who” of internet fandoms, with a dash of “I miss high school” nostalgia. Seriously, Taylor Swift and TWICE in the same breath? That’s like mixing pineapple on pizza with a smoothie; it just doesn’t belong together. And Lovejoy? Are you trying to start a trend, or are you just attempting to impress the one friend who convinced you to listen to “alternative” music during a two-minute TikTok session? Next time, Cydaine, take a risk—let that Spotify profile show who YOU are, rather than mapping your entire soul to a bunch of artists who probably don’t know you exist.

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