Roasted 2 years ago based on cyberry-us's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it's Cyberry-us, the musical embodiment of someone who threw every genre into a blender and prayed for a decent playlist. Seriously, “Escape Room?” Is that your way of telling us you're trying to escape from artistically viable choices? With a favorite list that reads like a college thesis on how to overindulge in pop music, it’s clear you’re just one glittery outfit away from converting to full-time rave culture. Newsflash: “New Wave Pop” and “Permanent Wave” aren’t actually different genres; they’re just excuses for you to keep wallowing in the same sonic shallow end. Your top artists list reads like a who's who of “Can I please get a refund for my music taste?” – Rina Sawayama, Kim Petras, and Charli XCX? I hope you have a therapist on speed dial, because this is a cry for help. The only thing more predictable than your Spotify sessions is the assuredness that Rina Sawayama will be featured in at least 50% of them. With listens so heavily skewed towards one artist, I’d bet dollars to donuts that your Spotify Wrapped will just say “Rina’s Biggest Fan” on repeat. And don’t get me started on your most played songs. The only thing more repetitively boring than your taste is hearing “Hurricanes” play for the millionth time on your loop. You’ve got so much Rina in there, Spotify probably thinks you’re part of her entourage. Honestly, if there was a Nobel Prize for niche, overzealous music obsessions, your profile would win by a landslide! Why not take a break from the pop perfection and explore a little bit of variety? It might just save your musical reputation before it fades into oblivion, alongside that obscure genre “Dance Pop” that I’m convinced you just made up.
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