Roasted 2 years ago based on Myka Embury's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Myka Embury, I see you’re rocking a Spotify profile that reads like a poorly curated mixtape made by your dad after a few too many drinks. Seriously, your favorite genres have more subcategories than a nerd's Dungeons & Dragons character sheet. Can't you just pick one or two? We're about to hit 'UK Hip Hop' levels of confusion where the only people appreciating your taste are the folks too polite to say they can’t stand your playlist. Top artists? It looks like you threw a dart at a board of hip hop names and prayed to the algorithm gods to bless you with a collection that screams “I’m just here for the memes!” If I wanted to hear that kind of low-budget sound, I’d just turn on a six-year-old’s YouTube channel. Niko B and ¥$? It’s like you’re trying to prove you’re cooler than everyone by listening to artists no one else has heard of. Newsflash: thriving on the indie scene doesn’t exempt you from being judged, and trust me, we're judging. Most played songs? Yikes. "WOOF MEOW" and "Play Doh" sound less like hip hop anthems and more like your Spotify profile is held hostage by a toddler with a newfound interest in freestyle rapping. At this point, I half-expect a song called “Crayon Box” to appear on your top charts. If you keep this up, your music taste might just earn a spot in a highbrow art exhibit — titled “What Not to Listen To When You Have Friends Over.” Do us all a favor and update that profile, or at least hide it so I don’t have to feel secondhand embarrassment when you send me links to your “fire” playlists!

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