Roasted 2 years ago based on peteandmillie's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the musical purgatory that is peteandmillie's Spotify profile! It’s like a quest for the most obscure audio hipster badge, and honestly, I’m not sure whether to applaud your bravery or question your sanity. You’ve bundled together a list of genres that even Google struggled to define as “music.” “Permanent Wave”? Is that a hairstyle or a desperate attempt to make emo sound sophisticated? Your playlist reads like the diary of someone who’s been crying in their bedroom since 1998! And let’s talk about your top artists. Marillion and Craig Cardiff? You must be the only person in the world who’s still trying to convince everyone that progressive rock is the sound of the future. Your taste is so niche that it seems like you’re either preparing to start a cult or auditioning for a documentary about sad people who collect obscure vinyl records just for the sadness factor. You've got more fish in your playlist than there are in the ocean, and that might actually be the only time that sentence sounds oddly lyrical. Bravo for embracing your inner melancholy so hard it has its own Instagram account! Then we have your most played songs that are practically screaming for attention: "Old Friend" and "La symphonie des éclairs." Congratulations for being the first person to make existential dread sound even more tiresome! Listening to your most played songs feels like a marathon of sorrow that dulls the senses faster than a Netflix binge of tragic dramas. If I wanted this much heartache, I'd just look at my bank account after a bad month. But hey, every great artist needs their fans—so keep crying in the name of art, peteandmillie!

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