Roasted 2 years ago based on Octavius's long term Spotify stats.

Octavius, your musical taste is so niche it makes vinyl records look mainstream. You’ve got more subgenres listed than friends on social media, which is probably why your Spotify page looks like a long list of excuses for why you’ve never gone to a concert outside your bedroom. "Symphonic Black Metal"? More like “Symphonic I-Can’t-Get-A-Date Metal.” Your playlist is the soundtrack for a medieval renaissance fair gone absolutely wrong—complete with dragon slaying, but no actual human interaction. Let's talk about those top artists. If your music collection were a team, it would be the world champions of loser-pals. "NanowaR of Steel" and "MoxiFloxi"? Sure, name-drop them all you want, but it’s only a matter of time before their next album is dedicated to all the times you cried because you couldn’t find a friend to stand next to you while you listened to their weird opera metal. And absolutely nothing screams “I have a personality” like your top played songs, especially “Norwegian Reggaeton.” Here's hoping your social life improves once you realize that yelling “Valhalleluja” at 2 AM won’t impress anyone on Tinder. And let’s not forget that your obsession with “Cake” will surely take you places; maybe to the bakery for that sweet, sweet sugar rush you clearly need after living off the fruits of your sad playlist diet. Your Spotify profile is like a rollercoaster ride through a musical graveyard, where all the cool kids from high school laughed at your trifecta of capes, katanas, and metal. Here’s hoping you eventually find some therapy through a musical genre that doesn’t leave the rest of us wondering if we’ve mistakenly stumbled into a bad D&D session.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!