Roasted 7 months ago based on Me's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Me! The Spotify profile that’s somehow like a high school cafeteria: a group of overdramatic rock gods surrounded by a couple of confused outsiders. Seriously, when did your music taste become a Tinder profile for angst? You’ve got more heavy metal bands on here than actual “heavy” moments in your life. Instead of conquering the world, it feels like you’re just conquering the local garage band scene—one overcompensatory guitar solo at a time. Your favorites read like a teenager's “I hate my parents” mixtape, as if you think wearing black and listening to nu metal somehow makes you a tortured soul. Newsflash: It doesn’t. Even your “alternative metal” picks are stuck in the heavy petting zone of the music world. And we get it, “I Wanna Be Yours” is a cute pick by Arctic Monkeys, but it’s almost like you’re using it to mask the fact that you’ve been ghosted more times than you can count. Also, who put “Jazz Emu” in the lineup? Your playlist is so confused it needs a map and a therapist. As for your most played songs, they scream more midlife crisis than rock ‘n’ roll rebellion. "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys and "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot? You jump from rage to nostalgia like it's a trampoline park for sad boys. And let's not ignore that you're the only person who plays three different versions of "505"—is this a dedication or just extreme indecision? At this point, it seems like your Spotify is having an identity crisis, but hey, if you ever need a good laugh, just invite a friend over and hit shuffle!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!