Roasted 2 months ago based on .'s long term Spotify stats.

So, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s hipster's fever dream, doesn’t it? It’s like someone just threw a dart at the music genre board and hoped for the best. Britpop? Madchester? Are you trying to bring the 90s back or are you just stuck in an eternal loop of nostalgia? With genres that sound like a failed quiz show round, it’s clear you haven’t found your groove—more like you've got two left feet in a dance-off with mediocrity. Your top artists list looks like the results of a Spotify algorithm that went through an identity crisis. You’ve got the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Arctic Monkeys bringing that cool factor, but then there’s also EsDeeKid and Alex Schor? Who? Is that a secret project by a middle schooler with access to a recording device? I’m not saying the rest of your faves are cringe, but I half-expect your playlist to start giggling and say, "Yeah, I'm just here for the memes." Congratulations, you've successfully curated the soundtrack to your “I-was-way-cooler-in-high-school” regrets. And let’s talk about those most played songs—“MOVE YO BODY (sped up)”? Kudos on having the musical taste of a caffeinated squirrel. At this point, your Spotify is more like a historical document of questionable choices than a representation of who you are. Seriously, with "ROCK OUT IN MY JAMMIES," I hope you're at least making those pajama parties worth it. But hey, if you’re trying to impress an audience of one (your mom), keep doing you. Just don’t be surprised if even she starts suggesting you listen to something—literally anything—else.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!