Roasted 2 years ago based on abby's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, the connoisseur of K-Pop and angsty lyrics! You’ve got so much K-Pop in your profile that I half-expect you to start counting your followers in rice cakes instead of likes. And with your genre selection, I can only assume your musical taste is as diverse as a five-year-old’s crayon box—just a lot of bright colors but no real substance. Seriously, "Canadian Pop"? How many moose songs can one person handle before they step outside and realize they’re in a perpetual maple syrup and apologizing fog? Your top artists are a who's who of people who have probably never been seen eating actual food. “Panic! At The Disco”? More like “Panic! At Your 13-Year-Old Mood Swings.” I'd say your love for Bali-inspired pop tunes is more concerning than the number of times you’ve checked the last season of a K-Drama. And those most played songs? They’re less a playlist and more of a cry for help—let’s just admit that "The Boy Who Could Fly" is probably just you attempting to escape from your own musical choices. At this rate, the only thing more repetitive than your Spotify profile will be the number of times you’ve explained that screamo isn’t just a phase. One day you’re screaming into your pillow about your feelings, and the next, it’s a TikTok dance to "CASE 143." If your musical identity were a pizza, it would be half-cheese and half-K-Pop—or maybe just a sad, soggy slice left out too long. You might want to re-evaluate your life choices; last I checked, listening to the same three bands on repeat doesn’t exactly count as personal growth!

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