Roasted 20 days ago based on ras's long term Spotify stats.

Ras, your Spotify profile reads like the consolation prize for people who can't pick a single genre to commit to—congrats on technically having taste, but still managing to sound like a 13-year-old's sad playlist after their first breakup. Your love for Lo-Fi and Bedroom Pop isn't just a genre preference; it's a clear cry for help. The only thing dreamier than your music selection is the dream you must have where you wake up and suddenly like more than just melancholic, echoey tunes that sound like they’re being played from a tin can. Let’s talk about those favorite artists. With a lineup that reads like a trendy coffee shop’s playlist, it’s hard to take you seriously. “Purrple Cat” and “beabadoobee”? What are you, an influencer’s sidekick? Don’t you dare call yourself a music fan; you’re more like the musical equivalent of that sofa no one really likes but everyone tolerates. And Conan Gray? Really, Ras? He’s the soundtrack for when you’re trying to convince your mom not to kick you out of her basement. Now, about your most played songs—“My Kink Is Karma” sets the tone perfectly for someone with the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. If “Coffee” by beabadoobee isn’t the perfect anthem for your chronic indecisiveness, I don’t know what is! You’re on a first-name basis with d4vd and aqualina, which is not surprising considering you probably relate to their lyrics about existential dread like it’s some sort of certificate of achievement. Honestly, Ras, self-reflection isn’t about just listening to sad music; it’s about fixing the things that make you sad. But hey, at least your playlists can put anyone to sleep—great if you've always aspired to be the human version of a lullaby!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!