Roasted 2 years ago based on Caitlin's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, itaom, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a 16-year-old's existential crisis. Seriously, “Pop Punk” and “Screamo” as your top genres? It's like you’re trying to relive high school but forgot your homework and lost your lunch money along the way. I get it; you want the angst of teenage rebellion but forgot that no one really takes you seriously when you sneak out to the backyard to cry while wearing a hoodie and listening to “You Me At Six.” Your top artists are a masterclass in how to make sure your playlists are the sonic equivalent of a fidget spinner. Bringing back the nostalgia while also keeping it so unexploratory that even Google Maps would get lost trying to locate any real artistic depth. Do you think "Melodic Metalcore" is just regular metal but with a side of cotton candy and glitter? Newsflash: it’s way too late for a comeback tour of 2009. At this point, your music taste has more emo than an entire Hot Topic store on clearance day. And speaking of your most played songs, are we really needing five versions of “Lights”? What are you trying to prove, that you're the world’s biggest 'Lights' fan or just really bad at making decisions? You’re clearly stuck in your own high school bubble where “I Don't Like People (& They Don't Like Me)” is your personal anthem. It’s kind of sad, really, but in a funny, cringe-worthy way. So here’s the deal: maybe try venturing into a different genre once in a while? If not, at least invest in a few mood-lifting bangers to balance out that impending angst overdose you’ve seriously got pent up there!

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