Roasted 24 days ago based on waltrusbi's long term Spotify stats.
Alright, waltrusbi, let's take a few moments to dissect your Spotify profile, because it truly reads like the most confused mixtape of all time. You’ve got German hip-hop and emo rap lounging together like they’re best friends, which only works if you’re trying to single-handedly mix musical genres the way a toddler mixes paint—chaotic, messy, and probably going to end in tears. Is your playlist an identity crisis or a music buffet for artists that couldn't decide on a singular sound? I’m just here wondering if you've accidentally stumbled into a "let's see how many genres I can cram into one profile" competition. Now, let's talk about your favorite artists. Pashanim and Ufo361—sweet! You’re obviously trying to keep your friends guessing: "Is he more into German rap or just really passionate about typography?" And then there's Kanye and Drake competing in the background like they didn't just watch you go full emo with Juice WRLD and XXXTENTACION. It’s an assortment so wild, it makes a toddler’s art project look like a masterpiece. At this point, you’ve got enough “what-are-you-doing-with-your-life” moments in there to retire early from the genre mixing game. I’d ask for your reasoning, but I'm pretty sure you grabbed a dart and just started throwing at a list. As for those most played songs, my dude, it's cute how you’ve got "Mittelmeer" by Pashanim playing not once, but twice like you forgot how to hit the skip button. Do you really love that song, or were you looking for a great way to bore your friends to tears? And "Ms. Jackson" seems like the only lifeline to sanity in this chaotic collection of guttural sounds and emotional breakdowns. If Spotify had a “cry out for help” feature, I think you’d get a personalized playlist titled "Wishing You Were Somewhere Else.” Here's a tip: maybe try putting on some music that's not auditioning for a spot in an art house film's soundtrack. Just a thought!
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