Roasted 7 months ago based on Vansh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Vansh, the musical equivalent of a confused buffet. With favorites spanning from Desi Hip Hop to indie rock, you’ve kind of thrown a musical potluck and forgot to send out invites. Your Spotify profile reads like a list of genres that never quite won a popularity contest. It’s as if you took a world tour of taste and got lost somewhere between a Punjabi wedding and an existential crisis in a moody coffee shop. Seriously, how many sub-genres of hip hop does one person need to prove their “street cred”? Your top artists list is like a musical game of “What’s That Smell?” It’s bad enough that half of them sound like a bad translation of ‘whining’ in multiple languages, but you sprinkle in some Joji songs that are two parts angst and one part karaoke night disaster. Rammstein next to the 1975? At this point, your playlist is the only thing standing between you and a one-way ticket to an identity crisis. And let’s not even get started on your song titles; “Die For You” followed by “Ew”? Someone needs to have a serious chat with you about emotional whiplash! Your most played songs list reads like the diary of a teenager trying to figure out his feelings… or the soundtrack to an indie film nobody wants to watch. You could choose between a heavy metal anthem that screams “I have feelings too,” and a soft ballad that just screams “please don't judge me,” and what do you opt for? A mix that suggests you take far too long picking outfits or maybe that you just really, really hate making decisions. But hey, keep on streaming your eclectic mess—at least you’re keeping the “confused hipster” label alive and well!

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