Roasted 6 months ago based on ☕︎︎ + finn's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, brace yourself, ⊹. With a Spotify profile that screams "I have an extensive collection of existential crisis anthems," you might be one therapy session away from a true identity crisis. Your favorite genres read like the playlist for an overly dramatic teenager's breakdown. I can practically smell the angst wafting off your "Bedroom Pop" and "Horrorcore" mixes—congratulations, you’ve captured the romantic essence of crying alone in your room while contemplating life choices through a filter of low-fi beats. Your top artists? Wow, I've seen less varied tastes from those who casually click “shuffle” on their parents' old vinyl collections. Are you trying to be the world record holder for the most obscure niche genres? "Hyperpop" and "Emo Rap" together? What’s next, an album dedicated to the sound of you sobbing into your pillow while waiting for a TikTok trend to validate your existence? And "Steven Universe" in your top artists? Buddy, it’s official—your music taste and emotional maturity are on a collision course with awkwardness, and we're all just clinging on for the ride. Look, if your most played songs don't come with a trigger warning, I'm not sure what will! It's a wonder you haven't spontaneously combusted into a cloud of glitter and tears with tracks like "Romantic Homicide" and "I Bet on Losing Dogs." You should consider taking up a hobby other than binge listening to your own misery. Maybe try stand-up comedy, because clearly, your life could use a laugh track, and at this point, your Spotify could definitely use a new playlist titled 'Just Don't.'

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!