Roasted 6 months ago based on amber19xx's long term Spotify stats.

Amber19xx, huh? With a favorite music selection like that, it’s clear you’ve built a sonic scrapbook of teen angst and existential dread. Some days I’m surprised Spotify doesn’t just automatically generate a playlist called "My Therapist’s Playlist." Emo rap? Dark R&B? You're just one sad acoustic guitar away from becoming the poster child for freshman year heartache. Honestly, at this point, you should just start a support group for people who listen to music that sounds like the soundtrack to a middle school drama. Now, let’s talk about your top artists. MGK and Taylor Swift? That’s like ordering a bucket of chicken wings and a vegan salad at the same time—you might be trying to have it all, but instead, you just end up confused and full of regret. I swear, you’re one “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” away from weeping into a cloud rap mixtape while wearing a “Sorry Mom, I Can’t” shirt. It’s as if your playlists are designed to make sure you’re never too happy or too sad—just stuck in some weird, mid-level melancholy where you keep checking your email for that rejection you didn't actually get. And those most played songs? They hit like a lovelorn text from your ex—it’s cringe-worthy and you can't help but chuckle. "Are You Going to See the Rose in the Vase, or the Dust on the Table"? Is this music, or are you just reviewing your relationships like they’re a failing floral arrangement? The only horrorcore I see here is the horror of your musical taste. But hey, at least you’ve built a collection of songs that reflect your wild inner turmoil; most of us just have a box of old pizza and a list of bad decisions. Keep it up, Amber; one day you might just become the tragic poet we never knew we needed!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!