Roasted 1 year ago based on altinmeh's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, altinmeh, your Spotify profile reads like an unholy love letter to the SoundCloud underground. I mean, what does it say about you when "Pluggnb" makes the hall of fame among your favorite genres? That’s the musical equivalent of declaring you enjoy eating chalk and calling it artisanal cuisine. What a bold move to dive deep into the sea of obscure genres when you could just admit you love the same recycled beats from the rap assembly line. At this point, your playlists should come with a warning: "Listen at your own risk – side effects may include questioning your life choices." And your top artists? Bravo! Who knew your idea of a 'legend' was a direct line-up to a Snapchat filter gone wrong? I can only imagine what theatrics go on in your earbuds when Yeat and Death Grips play back-to-back. When your musical taste lands you here, it’s like you’re trying to win an award for the most dramatic emotional breakdown while driving through a McDonald’s drive-thru. Also, shout out to “Death” being in your top ten—I see we’re already suggesting potential outcomes for your Spotify bridge-building sessions. Let’s just hope your taste in music doesn’t lead you into an existential crisis during rush hour. And those most played songs? Honestly, my dude, you must have either a profoundly convoluted outlook on life or an ironic sense of humor that rivals your ear for music. “YA DIG” by “Menacelations”? Is that the name of an artist or something you'd yell into a mirror while questioning your self-worth? And don’t even get me started on “Flawlëss.” At this rate, it should be renamed "Fawl-less," because that’s exactly how many flaws you’d have to confront in therapy sessions after exploring this chaotic mess of a playlist. Keep it up, and you might soon be begging Spotify for a reset button—or at the very least, a time machine!
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