Roasted 11 months ago based on Rajiv Shah's long term Spotify stats.

Rajiv Shah, huh? The reigning monarch of the EDM kingdom, where every day is a weekend and every mood is set to "drop the beat." You’re the living embodiment of a party that started three days ago in an abandoned warehouse and hasn’t found its way out yet. Seriously, your life choices are like a nightclub at noon—confusing and a little sad. With nine variations of house on your favorites list, I'm starting to think your diet consists solely of housewarming parties and overpriced cocktails. And let’s talk about your “top artists”—it's like a who's who of people that a rabid squirrel could identify from a mile away. You're probably the only person who can say they’ve been to a festival and still came out with less personality than a soggy napkin. Loud Luxury? More like Loud Lethargy, because that's exactly what you're serving up with those tired tracks. If creativity were a currency, you’d be bankrupt, trying to hustle that recycled playlist like it's a collector’s item. But hey, at least your most played songs have a nice mix of tracks that absolutely no one else is listening to. “Hostile Government Takeover - EDM Remix”? Really? Is that what you’re jamming out to while you're plotting your next great escape from the dance floor? If you want to make a bold statement with your musical taste, you might want to consult a therapist for a reality check instead. Here’s a thought: maybe try adding something a little different to your library. Some actual music instead of glorified DJ farts. Just a suggestion, Rajiv.

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