Roasted 24 days ago based on Tiago Gabriel's long term Spotify stats.

Tiago Gabriel, the human embodiment of a Hot Topic clearance rack. Your Spotify profile looks like the soundtrack for a high school drama where everyone’s parents forgot their birthday. With your favorite genres reading like a rebellious teenager’s diary, it’s clear you missed the message that music can be about more than just angst and leather jackets. Honestly, the only thing darker than your playlist must be your sense of humor, but hey, at least you’re consistently sad! Your top artists could raise red flags across multiple therapy offices! Linkin Park and Depeche Mode? Really? It’s like you’re trying to curate the world's most ominous dinner party—guests arrive wearing black, and the only drink option is energy drinks. And don’t even get me started on your obsession with “Christian Rock.” I mean, are you trying to give every god-fearing artist a panic attack with your playlist? You’re living proof that the only thing more melodramatic than your taste in music is your inability to move on from the high school yearbook photos. Most played songs that could soundtrack a sad facepalm—“Creep” and “Falls Apart” fit your vibe perfectly! With such a collection of self-loathing anthems, you should just change your name to “Tiago the Troubled.” But we all know you’re secretly just trying to impress someone who ironically loves acoustic coffeehouse playlists. Save us all and invest in a little pop or, heck, some good old-fashioned ABBA; it might just help extinguish that emo fire you’ve got going.

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