Roasted 2 years ago based on Leo's long term Spotify stats.

Leo, your Spotify profile looks like the ideal soundtrack for a hipster cafe that only serves avocado toast and overpriced lattes. With a favorite genre list longer than the last album review you forced your friends to read, it feels less like a curated taste and more like a desperate attempt to impress someone at a bar who thinks saying “I love indie music” makes them deep. Seriously, "Dreamo"? Is that where you go to cry over your kale salad, or just how you describe your endlessly boring vacuous thoughts? Your top artists read like a checklist for how to look cool at a college party while still having the emotional depth of a soggy paper towel. Beach House and Tame Impala make sense, but “Passing Currents”? Come on, you’re just one obscure band away from becoming a meme. “Drake” makes an alarming appearance in your top artists, like that one friend who shows up uninvited to every gathering and eats all your snacks. You've clearly been searching for some dignity with those indie choices, but the presence of "gandalf pack" and “Marconi Union” strikes a deal that you were just filling a Spotify gap between your weeping anthems. And can we talk about your most played songs? “Resonance - Slowed & Reverb”? Are you trying to amplify your emotional instability or just reveal that you can't decide if you’re melancholy or simply bored? It looks like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of sad vibes while listening to music that’s equally as confused about its identity. Your playlist reads like the soundtrack of someone who believes they are going through a profound existential crisis but is actually just procrastinating on laundry day. Get it together, Leo. Either pick a direction or just toss in some Cardi B; at least then we can all dance while you sulk in the corner!

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