Roasted 2 years ago based on Pepijn's long term Spotify stats.

Pepijn, your Spotify profile is like a hipster’s wet dream – if that dream includes a never-ending autumn playlist and a side of angst. You've curated a list of genres that reads like a pretentious coffee shop menu in a college town. "Permanent Wave"? Is that the genre or the hairstyle you desperately wish you could pull off? Every time I see "Chamber Pop," I wonder if you’ve misunderstood how to arrange furniture rather than music. Your taste is so 'alternative' that I half expect you to start a podcast reviewing the different flavors of kombucha. Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? Bob Marley & The Wailers followed by Eels and Radiohead? Wow, you really do enjoy music that is an emotional rollercoaster as long as you’re the one riding it alone in your room with a sad diary. And "She Drew The Gun"? Don’t think I’ve heard of them, but just like everyone else, I’m sure they’d take a hard pass on being associated with your Spotify sphere of misfit toys and cassette tapes from your parents’ basement. You’ve got more mood swings in your playlist than a teenage emo kid whose eyeliner just ran. And those most played songs? A mix of so-called deep cuts that only your therapist would appreciate. "Teardrop" by Massive Attack? Look, we get it, you’re emotional, but these tunes are crying out for someone with a backbone who maybe knows how to have fun. With tracks like "Lady May" by Tyler Childers, I can’t help but wonder if you think wearing flannel makes you a rural prophet. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. You’ve leveraged stylish melancholy into an art form, and frankly, it’s exhausting. It's time to switch gears, Pepijn. Unleash a little joy onto that playlist – the world deserves a break from your inner monologue!

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