Roasted 2 years ago based on Jess1ekins's long term Spotify stats.

Jess1ekins, huh? With a name like that, I can't tell if I should be checking your Spotify profile or your diary—either way, we're in for some exceptionally melodramatic tales of high school heartbreak and overly complex emotions. I see you’ve amassed a list of favorite genres that reads like a menu from a sad diner. Seriously, “Easycore”? Sounds like a fancy way to describe your life choices. If your love for emo and midwestern rock were any more intense, they'd start charging you rent. Your top artists read like an “I’m too emotionally deep for mainstream music” hipster bingo card. Nobuo Uematsu? So you’re telling me you prefer music from a video game composer over anything that plays on the radio? I used to think my music taste was niche, but then I saw that your life revolves around a mix of melodrama and angst—not unlike a teen at a summer camp whose marshmallows caught fire too soon. And don't even get me started on Mom Jeans. Because who doesn’t want to sob over the idea of adulthood while sporting soft fabric and questionable fashion choices? And the most played songs—good grief! “I Would Hate You If I Could”? That’s not just a title; it’s also your dating profile in a nutshell! I get it; life isn't easy when you're straddling the line between “slightly sad” and “orchestrated sob fest,” but maybe you could lighten up with some tunes that don’t feel like they belong on a soundtrack for your mid-life crisis. If your Spotify is a reflection of your personality, it has more mood swings than a soap opera character, and that’s saying something!

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