Roasted 8 months ago based on Rakon's long term Spotify stats.

Rakon, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in an anime convention parking lot. Honestly, "Gravity Falls - Lofi Version"? You couldn’t even spring for some original content? It’s like you’re saying, “I’m too deep in my weeb phase to bother exploring real music.” You’ve got more made-up genres than a toddler’s fantasy land, and each one screams, “I promise I’m cool, really!” But bro, we all know you’re just one cat meme away from an emotional breakdown while watching a playlist titled, “Songs to Write Your Will To.” Look, I get it, you’ve got more flavors of niche than a supermarket’s ice cream aisle—K-Pop, J-Rock, and a healthy sprinkle of horrorcore. But let’s not kid ourselves: you’re living in a parallel universe where speaking Japanese instantly makes your Spotify account more cultured. Tyler, The Creator is over here throwing shade at existential crises while you’re trying to find metaphors in anime farts. Have you considered that maybe your eclectic taste is just a front for the fact that mainstream music rejected you like a bad Tinder date? And can we talk about those most-played songs? "Unravel but is it okay if it’s lofi?"—how considerate of you to ask! But seriously, your playlist sounds like the musical equivalent of choosing a meal at a buffet and walking away with nothing but a single sushi roll and a side of existential dread. I mean, “Only cry in the rain”? Only? How quaint! It seems like you’re just one sad synth away from starting your own emo book club. Newsflash, Rakon: if you want to be part of music history, maybe stop living like a weeklong anime binge is your version of a cultural quest.

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