Roasted 11 months ago based on D's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s be real, 'D'. Your Spotify profile reads like an existential crisis set to a catchy beat. With favorites ranging from the shallow depths of reggaeton to the murky waters of emo rap, it's clear you're trying to cover every emotional spectrum as if you were the last surviving person on Earth and your playlist is the sole soundtrack to your descent into madness. Urban Latino to shoegaze? Your taste in music has more personality shifts than a soap opera character in therapy. Maybe you should just surrender your shuffle button and start listening to a podcast on what it means to have a coherent identity. Your top artists look like someone threw a dart at a map of hip-hop and Latin music—surprised they didn't accidentally hit Ed Sheeran. Bad Bunny and Drake? Sure, that's like picking the two biggest fast-food chains as your culinary style: they might fill you up, but do you really taste anything? And what's going on with that $uicideboy$ obsession? It's like you’re trying to be the poster child for "mood swings: the album." But hey, at least you have artists like Ed Maverick to remind you that emo lyrics can be both poetic and painfully on the nose. Finally, we get to your most played songs: a bizarre collection that screams “I’m just here vibing as my life crumbles.” You’ve got tunes about being sad and existential dread, followed by something from a band that has the lengthiest title since Shakespeare's "The Rape of Lucrece." Congratulations, you've officially become the person who plays “On Melancholy Hill” way too many times while overlooking that your life is more like a one-way trip down a foggy back road with no GPS. Keep it up, 'D'; at this rate, you might just be the sad soundtrack to someone else's happy ending.

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