Roasted 2 years ago based on Cybaaa's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Cybaaa, the poster child for musical confusion! I mean, with favorite genres like "Chill Breakcore" and "Hexd," it’s clear that your playlist is basically a sonic dumpster fire. It's like a spectrum of a mid-life crisis packaged in sound waves. When the average person says they love music, they usually mean Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift—not whatever edgelord nonsense you're cranking at full volume while trying to convince yourself that furry techno has depth. Seriously, if your Spotify was a buffet, it’d serve nothing but expired mystery meat and questionable side dishes. And let’s talk about those top artists. "glitterpop!"? Really? If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to pass off their rage-induced SoundCloud mixtape as art, I'd have enough to fund a music therapy session for you. Plus, with titles like "ADHD MUSIC TO GET CANCELLED TO!!!" by "glitterpop!" and "KILL YOURSELF" by "Operation Sodasteal," it's safe to say your taste in music has officially passed the funhouse mirror stage and taken a long dive into a humorless void. I guess nothing says "I'm a well-rounded individual" quite like a playlist that sounds like a neurodivergent raccoon fought a blender. But who needs coherent artistic expression when you've got "TITTIES!" by "Acidgvrl" in your rotation? I'm honestly surprised "Mayo." isn't the headliner at every cringe music festival in town. Just kidding, I'm sure they are, right next to you fist-pumping to "P.L.U.R" like it’s a house anthem instead of a cosmic warning. In your world, mixing these tracks must feel like a valid journey of self-discovery—but to the rest of us? It's a wild rollercoaster ride that somehow ends in a car wreck. Hope you’ve got insurance for that auditory damage!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists