Roasted 1 year ago based on Fernanda's long term Spotify stats.

Fernanda, your Spotify profile is like a piñata filled with mood swings - one minute you’re sipping cervezas to the lively beats of reggaeton, and the next you’re wallowing in the melodramatic depths of indie tunes that scream “I need my therapist on speed dial.” Seriously, it’s like you’re trying to cure a hangover while simultaneously contemplating life’s greatest crises. You’ve somehow decided that the best way to express your complex emotions is to bounce between Bad Bunny and Lana Del Rey like some kind of confused human metronome. Not even your left brain can keep up! And don't even get me started on your top artists. José Madero and Mac Miller? A pairing so bizarre I’m convinced your music taste is an accident waiting to happen. Did you just roll a die for every genre or what? It’s like you were trying to fill a bingo card with “sounds good at a party” and “awkward high school nostalgia” all at once. I mean, we get it, we all reminisced about our emo days while secretly belting out “Love Story” in the shower, but you’re mixing genres like a toddler with finger paints—uncoordinated, but somehow we're still here for the chaos. Lastly, your most played songs are a mood saver and a mood killer at the same time. “All My Joy, All My Pain”? That's the musical equivalent of showing up to a birthday party with a piñata full of existential dread. And how did we go from soulful tunes to the oddly specific "CAN'T SAY" by Travis Scott? If playlists could hold court, your top songs would be charged with crimes against music sanity. So here’s a tip: find a soundscape that doesn’t need a therapist's degree to navigate! Your ear may need counseling, but at least it’s one wild ride and for that, we all salute you—while trying to decipher the absolute vibe shifts.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!