Roasted 22 days ago based on [-Viannn-]'s long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to [-Viannn-]'s Spotify profile, where the vibes are as uniquely niche as a vending machine for toe fungus cures. Seriously, J-Pop, anime soundtracks, and vocaloid? Wow, we had no idea we were browsing a 12-year-old's playlist from 2003 Japan. I mean, don't you have a “please skip my cringe” button for the mullet haircut of genres? We get it, you're a hipster with less of a fashion sense and more of a GPS that only leads to Tokyo. Your top artists feel like a middle school talent show lineup where only the kids who own anime figurines showed up. "Hey, my name's Kenshi Yonezu, and I’m here to save you from being the only person who made “I’m a mess” your anthem." And don't even get us started on “仮面ライダーGIRLS”—it sounds like a superhero team that never made it past the audition phase. At this point, your Spotify is the reason why playlists should have age restrictions, because no adult should willingly jam to “The Flame of Love” more than twice a year without at least one HOA meeting. As for your top songs, I’d say “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” by back number perfectly encapsulates your taste – a celebration for someone who’s determined to stay a kid forever. “水平線” (Horizontal Line) really nails down your musical journey: a flat line without any highs, just the same ol’ temptations to dive deeper into that echo chamber of anime past lives. So here’s a suggestion, [-Viannn-]: next time you hit shuffle, try adding some actual mainstream music. You know, something that would make your friends stop pretending to enjoy the corner of the café you play jukeboxes in.

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