Roasted 1 year ago based on Kevin Kehoe's long term Spotify stats.

Kevin Kehoe, the musical prodigy with a Spotify profile that reads like a bad Tinder bio — it’s clear you’re just swiping right on every genre that vaguely twitches your eardrums. Rock? Indie? Alternative Rock? Is this a concert lineup or your desperate attempt to impress someone at a dinner party? Your taste in music is so broad, it makes you look more like a genre tourist than someone who genuinely connects with the art. And “Italian Trap”? Oh, please — if you're going to put that on your list, you better show us you can serve pasta while doing the Macarena. Let's talk about your top artists, which reads like a middle school kid’s "cool" playlist. Red Hot Chili Peppers and U2 are fine, but mixing them with Måneskin and Pinguini Tattici Nucleari makes it seem like your music taste is trying to throw a last-minute prom party but forgot to send out the invites. And Kanye West? Sure, his ego fills the room just like your own, but is there any self-awareness in your choice? And don’t even get me started on Twenty One Pilots; I haven’t seen someone riding the "sad clown" train this hard since the last sitcom cancellation. Your most played songs reveal an identity crisis of epic proportions. I mean, we get it, Måneskin is the “cool” kid on the block now, but you’re playing them so much it's as if you're trying to convince yourself that “grunge” can still matter in an age where we all know flannel shirts are basically museum artifacts. "Can't Stop"? Well, judging by your music choices, it seems like you physically can't stop digging deeper into an identity that could only be described as a mixtape of regret. So, Kevin, keep layering on those genres; at least it’s entertaining for the rest of us watching your Spotify unravel like a poorly written rom-com!

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