Roasted 2 months ago based on Belle ✌️✌️'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Belle, your Spotify profile reads like the confused diary of a teenager who just discovered how to use a genre filter. Emo, rap metal, horrorcore—it's like you took a musical taste test blindfolded and just picked whatever was the most outrageous option. You’ve thrown more genres into that list than a confused DJ at a high school prom. Let’s be real, your playlist sounds like it should come with a warning: “May induce emotional damage and rebellious urges to yell at your parents.” Your top artists list looks like a loving tribute to a mid-2000s MySpace page, complete with Billie Eilish, who sings like she’s constipated, and Insane Clown Posse, a choice that immediately raises questions about your sanity. And don’t even get me started on "Julie and the Phantoms Cast." Is that a band or the tragic result of a Broadway audition gone wrong? Honestly, you’ve got the kind of eclectic taste that probably leaves your friends wondering if you've been possessed by the spirit of a meme-loving ghost. As for your most played songs, you've managed to blend the emotional rollercoaster of Ed Sheeran with the angst of Muse and topped it off with Tracy Chapman’s soulful wisdom. It's like you’re trying to declare your emotional state via a chaotic soundtrack to a reality show nobody wants to watch. I mean, "Linger" followed by "Give Me One Reason"? You can’t mix angst and heartache without it sounding like a bad breakup at an odd coffee shop. Keep it up, Belle; you’re making bad taste into an art form!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!