Roasted 9 months ago based on maxine's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who decided to spice up their Spotify profile with a cornucopia of musical confusion – the legendary "realtothemax." You’ve got more genres than a thrift store has mismatched socks! I mean, Hyperpop and Folk Punk? I haven’t seen such a chaotic mix since my last attempt at cooking. If your playlist were a meal, it’d be a five-course disaster, guaranteed to give us all food poisoning. And who even is "Softwilly"? Sounds like a discount plumber trying to take your money while serenading you with his emotional rollercoaster of a life. Your top artist list is practically a cry for help. Arctic Monkeys, Mitski, and Pierce The Veil? Looks like someone went on a MySpace nostalgia trip and forgot to come back to reality! Your playlists scream, “I’m deep, depressed, and would rather vibe with my existential dread than go outside!” Seriously, do you have a "sitting in your room while wearing a beanie and contemplating life" playlist? Because from the looks of it, your entire profile is synonymous with that vibe. It's like a teenager wrote it right after getting dumped for the first time– but hey, at least you’re consistent in your sadboi aesthetic! And those most played songs? My heavens, you must be struggling hard. "B.O.Y.S.N.E.X.T.D.O.O.R." and "How To Never Stop Being Sad" are just the soundtrack to your diary entries, I see! Are you trying to forge the world’s saddest mixtape or just win the award for most emo at a middle school dance? Like, we get it, you’re willing to scream into the void—just don’t expect it to scream back with recognition! If you keep pulling this mess of genres together, I’m gonna need your next Spotify Wrapped to come with a side of therapy vouchers.

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