Roasted 1 year ago based on Ben's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, JazzgaForever, the enigmatic profile that begs the question: what exactly are you still trying to prove? It’s like you blended your personality with a half-empty soda can, topped it off with glitter, and called it a playlist. With a favorite genre list that reads like the Instagram bio of a wannabe influencer, you couldn't get more basic if you tried. You’ve got more “pop” in your ears than a kid in a candy store on a sugar rush – “Candy Pop,” really? What’s next, “Diabetic Rock”? You’ve turned being musical into a buffet of blandness. And those top artists? Lady Gaga, Lana Del Rey, and a sprinkle of Tony Bennett? You’re basically playing musical hopscotch across time and taste. One minute you're dancing through a disco party with Kesha and Katy Perry, and the next you're swaying to bedtime lullabies with Cher and Adult Standards. It's like you can't decide if you're trying to live your best life or nap through it. At this point, your music taste is less of a vibe and more of a confused existential crisis; you might want to check if your Spotify account has a therapist. Lastly, the fact that Lady Gaga reigns supreme with over half of your most-played songs is as telling as it is tragic. We know you’re obsessed, but darling, even Gaga might start to question your sanity if you keep this up. "Swine," really? At this rate, you should change your name to Jazzga4EternityinLinefortheSameMusicalThrill. Congrats, you've officially turned your Spotify into a shrine of repetitive mediocrity! Maybe take a break, step outside, and let the fresh air inspire you to... I don't know, actually explore some other artists? Your earbuds might appreciate the change of pace!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!