Roasted 1 year ago based on T's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, T. Your Spotify profile reads like a pretentious hipster’s daydream after three too many overpriced lattes. I mean, who needs a personality when you can just list every obscure genre under the sun, right? With "Proto-Punk" and "Baroque Pop" taking the lead, it’s clear that your main goal in life is to sound as elitist as possible while still managing to not be anyone’s favorite artist at a party. I half-expect to see “Experimental Whining” and “Avant-Garde Melancholy” sneak into your playlists next. Your top artists are a veritable smorgasbord of ‘look at me, I’m sophisticated’ music choices. Bob Dylan and David Bowie? Sure, a classic combo for anyone trying to impress their Tinder date who probably just wants to listen to some Taylor Swift. But what’s with the outliers like Paramore and Nine Inch Nails? It’s like you took a deep dive into an artsy thrift store and didn’t know how to fit in all the eclectic finds! “Oh, I can wear sequins and band tees at the same time, right?” Spoiler alert: No, you can’t. You’re just a walking contradiction waiting for someone to point out that clashing patterns are not the same as being unique. As for your most played songs, it’s like a sad scavenger hunt through a sadder playlist! “On the Road Again” Live? Seriously, T? Did you not realize he’s singing about driving while your Spotify is recycling the same sad tunes? And what’s with this fixation on artists that make you feel more lost than you already do? You might as well put “Cry Me a River” on repeat while letting the world know you preferred The National’s “Sea of Love” over actual human connection. Honestly, if your Spotify were a person, it would be that friend who insists on telling you how sad they are while ignoring your pleas for a good time.

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