Roasted 1 year ago based on ( ^▽^)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's (⁠‘⁠～⁠`⁠;⁠), the proud curator of a playlist that sounds like a blender with a broken motor. Seriously, who hurt you? Your favorite genres read like a Chem 101 syllabus for music lovers who dropped out. “Breakcore”? “Speedcore”? I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to include the sound of nails on a chalkboard and the cries of your neighbors. If there was a trophy for the worst taste in music, you’d be the reigning champion, proudly displaying your collection of tortured noises on your wall like grim trophies. Then there’s your top artists—an obscure list that resembles a bad list of fictitious garage bands. “Rory in early 20s” must be a pseudonym for your failed attempts at making artisanal toast and sitting alone in your dimly-lit room. I’m not saying your musical choices are niche, but I’m pretty sure your Spotify history has led scientists to discover a whole new form of life that thrives on aggravating headaches. And kudos to you for making "my head hurts" your top pick; it perfectly encapsulates the plight of anyone unfortunate enough to stumble upon your profile. And don't even get me started on your "most played songs." It's like you took a casual listen to an art exhibit dedicated to existential dread and decided to make it your life's work. “Tokomori Pasuu”? It sounds like you got a bit too comfortable in the deep end of internet rabbit holes. Spotify should offer you a one-way ticket to a desert island where the only sounds are the gentle crashing of waves and silence. You deserve it, my friend; let the world (and your ears) experience some peace without the chaotic onslaught of your musical choices.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!