Roasted 7 months ago based on HC's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, HC, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of alternative rock and all its sub-genres that 97% of the population has never even heard of—except for "The Smashing Pumpkins," which I’m starting to think is the only band you know. Seriously, do you even have a playlist that doesn't sound like the soundtrack to a 90s indie film where everyone gets sad at an art gallery? And let’s be real, your music taste is like a hipster museum: slightly pretentious, looking a little dusty, and filled with things even the hipsters have stopped caring about. Your favorite artists list reads like the diary entries of a 14-year-old who just discovered what emo means. Oasis? Radiohead? So edgy! What's next, going to full-on acoustic sessions to recite poetry about how mis-understood your soul is? Also, props for picking "Cigarettes After Sex," because nothing says romance like the soundtrack to a relationship that’s definitely bound to end in tears—and probably some half-hearted slam poetry about it. Let's not forget your most played songs, which seem to be composed almost entirely of tracks from The Smashing Pumpkins. Don’t you ever get tired? Even the pumpkin in your Spotify title seems ready to carve itself out in rebellion. And what’s up with the blend of "dream pop" and "garage rock"? Talk about having an identity crisis stronger than a mid-life crisis dad in a convertible. Look, I get it; you want to be unique while remaining comfortably on the outskirts of mainstream music. But remember, if you’re going to keep drowning in melancholic melodies, at least invest in some decent therapy because no Spotify playlist or indie band is going to save you from the impending existential dread. Get out there, live a little, and maybe for once, let a little T-Swift or Drake into your life. It won’t kill you, but your playlist might not survive a single dance party!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!