Roasted 2 months ago based on <@;)'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Boston—the ironic hipster who’s still trying to convince the world that he’s not just a one-hit wonder with Skegss. Seriously, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a dude who claims to be deeply in touch with his feelings but only discovers them through poorly written lyrics about skateboarding and existential dread. What’s next, a tattoo of a lizard in a Hawaiian shirt to solidify that surf rock vibe? With so much emphasis on alternative and indie rock, I half-expect your life story to be told through a series of Instagram posts featuring you in oversized sunglasses while sipping a kale smoothie. Your top artists read like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis for someone who's never had an actual job. The Beatles? Sure, everyone loves them to seem cultured, but do you realize your top five artists all sound like they might have a single in the bottom of a thrift store vinyl bin? Rock on all you want, but with a list dominated by surf and garage rock, it’s as if you’re trying to tell the universe, “Yes, I love waves, but no, I can’t swim.” And by the way, at this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is probably just a holographic image of a lonely skateboard by the beach. Let’s talk about those most played songs—eight out of ten are from Skeggs. Congratulations, you’ve officially curated a playlist that screams “I have commitment issues, even with music.” With all that Skeggs reliance, we get it: you want to capture the essence of angst. But if your life were a movie, it'd be titled *The Endless Repeat of Mediocrity*. Maybe it’s time to diversify your playlist a tad—unless your goal is to make sure everyone knows that you’ve peaked in high school and just can’t get over it. Keep riding that wave, champ!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!