Roasted 2 years ago based on Erik Haven's long term Spotify stats.

Erik Haven’s Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s diary after a breakup. Seriously, who hurt you? With a favorite genre list that looks like the back cover of a Hot Topic coupon book, it's obvious you've never quite left your angst phase. Screamo and J-Pop? That’s some wild spectrum, buddy. One minute you’re screaming your feelings into the void, and the next you’re bopping your head to catchy Japanese tunes—does your personality even know what genre it is? Then there's your top artists, where you have more “The Devil Wears Prada” than a teenage girl Googling prom dresses. AFI and Bring Me The Horizon should really be sending you “Thank You” notes for keeping their music careers alive, because seriously, you must have every album on repeat. But let's not ignore the pièce de résistance—half of your top songs are from some band called Alterist. Are they even real, or are you just going for the obscure, hipster vibe? We get it, you want to be unique, but it’s coming off more like “desired by no one.” And your most played songs? Talk about a one-man festival of regret. With 40% of your top tracks being Alterist, it’s clear that you’re just labeling your playlist “pathetic existential crisis.” "Agora Hills" by Doja Cat is the only song that makes you seem remotely cool, but the rest sound like they were hastily thrown together during a 2 AM revelatory breakdown. If music is a reflection of the soul, Erik, your soul is in desperate need of a get-well card, a therapist, and—dare I say it—a good pop playlist to pull you out of the pit.

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