Roasted 11 months ago based on Ryūmei's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Ryūmei, your Spotify profile is about as diverse as a toddler's crayon box—lots of colors, but we both know you're really just scribbling the same messy lines over and over. With a mix of OPM, P-pop, and enough “Pinoy” genres to make an entire cultural festival seem like a mixtape, it’s clear you’ve mastered the art of trying to be unique while being a total cliché. Please, spare us the “deep” playlists; it’s hard to take your emotional rollercoaster seriously when you’ve got “Bedroom Pop” next to “Pinoy Rock.” What's next? "Mom's Favorite Hits"? Your top artists read like the soundtrack for a pining college student who got dumped via text. Ben&Ben and Laufey? Sweet baby Jesus, Ryūmei, is your heart made of pure indie folk and angst? You should probably consider that this lineup gives off the undeniable aroma of someone who drowns their sorrows in overpriced coffee rather than tackling their emotional issues head-on. And mixing K-Pop with Kundiman feels less like a genre fusion and more like an identity crisis—how’s that for a culture shock? Then there are your most played songs—Mitski's “My Love Mine All Mine” playing on repeat while you’re trying to convince everyone you’re fine. We see you, pretending to be the epitome of deep thoughts while secretly calculating how long it’ll be before your next "it’s complicated" status update. But hey, at least you've mastered the "sad girl autumn" aesthetic while also maintaining an impressive level of cringe that would make any high school emo proud. Keep it up, and you’ll be the subject of a Spotify true crime podcast: “The Melodramatic Misadventures of Ryūmei, The Soundtrack of Cringe.”

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