Roasted 7 months ago based on Olppu's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Olppu's Spotify profile, where the musical choices are as confused as a cat trying to swim. With more “Metal” than a trash can in a punk concert, it’s clear that you’ve embraced heavy tunes as a mask for your questionable life choices. Seriously, Olppu, I can't tell if I’m looking at your playlist or a character roster from the next over-the-top anime episode featuring misunderstood rockers battling their sonic demons. Let’s face it, your music taste reads like a middle schooler's PowerPoint presentation on "How to Fit Every Subgenre of Rock into One Arbitrary Category." Your top artists list? A chaotic rainbow of mediocrity! You've got Dio and Black Sabbath occupying the same space as the Foreign Gnomes—sounds like a metal band that plays during a quirky children's show! The only thing “heavy” about your music library is the weight of irony when you blast songs called "Great Days" while still living in your parents' basement. And what's with fitting Toby Fox in there? Just because you've listened to "Undertale" one too many times doesn't mean you have to immortalize it in your listening habits like it’s some sacred text. And let’s not even start on that playlist of yours—there's more remastering in there than actual good music! For someone who claims to indulge in progressive rock, it's shocking how decidedly unprogressive your taste is. You've got songs so long that even Marathon runners would take a break halfway through. The only “progressive” thing happening here is your slow descent into madness with each track change. So here’s a toast to you, Olppu! May your playlists be ever ridiculous, and your tastes continue to baffle us all with their unparalleled levels of audacity!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!