Roasted 9 months ago based on ジーア's long term Spotify stats.

Okay, ジーア, let’s break down your Spotify profile like it’s a bad breakup song. Your favorite genres read like a karaoke night gone terribly wrong—who knew you could be so emotionally attached to “Pinoy R&B” while also having “K-Pop” on your resume? That mix is what happens when you can’t decide if you want to cry in Tagalog or dance awkwardly in Korean; trust me, if we wanted to experience cultural confusion, we’d just tune in to your playlist. You’ve got artists on here that are so mainstream I half-expect to see them at the grocery store handing out samples. Taylor Swift? That’s nearly a default choice at this point. And Chris Brown? Wow, great taste, if your goal is to get roasted harder than a Thanksgiving turkey. Beyoncé and Ariana Grande don’t deserve to share the same air as your listening habits with artists like Denise Julia and Tyla throwing a vibe-check that, spoiler alert, they totally failed. Let's update that playlist—I want to see what happens when you take a break from the same 10 songs that are clearer than your taste. Most played songs that seem to double as the soundtrack for a melodramatic teen flick? “H.S.K.T. (feat. Wonstein)”—seriously? Are you trying to audition for a role as “quirky best friend”? The only thing sensational is how long you’ve stuck with these tracks as if they’re your soulmate. I don’t know whether to admire your consistency or suggest you get a therapist because the way you cling onto “KU LO SA” is giving major red flags. Mix it up, my friend! There’s a whole world of music outside your bubble; I promise it won’t bite... unless it’s the cringe you keep subjecting us to.

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists