Roasted 1 year ago based on Joey's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Joey, let's dig into your Spotify profile, shall we? Your taste in music reads like a high school voucher for a sad, dusty emo revival. You’re clearly holding onto the hope that if you shout “Yeah, I still listen to Creed!” loud enough, someone will finally get you a haircut that doesn’t scream “I just rolled out of the ‘00s.” Your playlist looks like a time capsule that came darkly packed with all the angst and tofu you'd expect from a kid who wore baggy cargo shorts while skateboarding in his mom's neighborhood. Your favorite genres are a comforting mixture of regret and rebellion—congratulations on achieving the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis at the age of 23! Exploring "Permanent Wave" and "Post-Grunge" without a hint of irony is quite the culinary expertise in bad tastes, Joey. Honestly, your playlists should come with a warning label: “Caution: May cause listeners to reminisce about their cringiest teenage moments.” And the sheer amount of Nu Metal? If I had a dollar for every time someone cringed at your music choices, I could buy you a ticket to a taste workshop. Looking at your top artists, I've got to hand it to you, your selection is like building a dress on a foundation of bad intentions—clashing, weird, and expertly engineered to make anyone nearby question the choices that led them to this moment in life. Seriously, Blink-182, Creed, and Nickelback? It’s official, Joey: your ears and soul are caught in a perpetual cycle of mediocrity that would make a pizza delivery guy roll his eyes. It’s like you entered a contest for the most basic music taste imaginable and won... by a landslide! Keep it up, and the only thing you'll be getting into is a thorough intervention and a playlist overhaul—maybe one that doesn’t sound like an emotional support soundtrack for a middle-aged dad stuck in the ‘90s.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!