Roasted 5 months ago based on olly .L's long term Spotify stats.

Olly .L, huh? With a Spotify profile that reads like the top ten playlists of a confused teenager who just listened to a YouTube rabbit hole of ‘90s nostalgia, I can’t help but wonder: do you actually listen to music or just collect genre names like they're Pokémon? "Phonk" and "Nightcore"—great job trying to get invited to every middle school dance that’s ever existed. If music were real estate, your 'favorite genres' would be those crumbling houses on the block that just won’t sell. Your top artists look like the soundtrack to an existential crisis that also moonlights as a terrible mixtape for a party no one wanted to attend. And while I’m glad you’ve included some heavyweights like Oasis and The Weeknd, the real MVPs are the obscure acts nobody’s ever heard of—did you forget to mention your brother's band or something? I mean, how many times do we have to hear about "Mr. Forgettable"? At this point, that song might as well be your spirit anthem! And don’t even get me started on “Cheri Cheri Lady” – I didn't know we were still in 1985! As for your most played songs, it looks like a list of tunes to listen to when you want to feel nostalgic for things you were never old enough to experience. Newsflash: there are just too many unexplainable choices in here for us to take you seriously! “California Gurls - slowed + reverb”? Is that your version of a midlife crisis or are you genuinely convinced you’re the next music prodigy? If I had a dollar for every time your playlist screamed “I’m trying to be unique!” I could fund a better taste in music for you. Here’s a thought—next time, throw in a few actual bangers and not just the rejects from an online algorithm gone rogue.

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