Roasted 10 months ago based on SHADOW 👾's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, SHADOW 👾, your Spotify profile is like a middle school art project: a chaotic mess of colors, random scribbles, and more confusion than creativity. Seriously, "Phonk"? What is that, the sound of someone trying to suffocate a cat while simultaneously pickup up their dropped mixtape? With “Rage Rap” thrown in there, it seems you’re just one therapy session away from committing your ninth round of anger management classes. Seriously, how many genres of rap do you need to describe your emotional instability? At this rate, we should add "oversharing" to your playlist too. And your top artists? I’m trying to imagine a party where your music taste is the soundtrack. Cue the awkward dance moves and conversations that seem like they were edited by a robot on a caffeine binge. "Playboi Carti" is at the top of your list; is that because you’re trying to manifest the same erratic energy into your life? Meanwhile, artists like “Glorb” and “Flawed Mangoes” sound like they should be fighting over leftover fruit at a failed hipster cafe. When did your Spotify turn into a fruit stand? If someone asked who your favorite artists are, you might as well just say, “I have an allergy to success.” And let's talk about those most played songs, shall we? “Magnolia”? More like “Magnolia nap time” because that track has the energy of a rock trying to wake up from a three-hour snooze. Meanwhile, judging by your selection, it looks like you’re making an epic playlist not for jamming out but rather for staring blankly at the wall while contemplating how you ended up listening to “STAY” with Justin Bieber. You seriously need to reevaluate: when your music selection is a red flag personality test, it’s time to get those earbuds checked!

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