Roasted 3 months ago based on Zachhannah's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Zachhannah, let’s break this down. Your Spotify profile reads like the result of a rap battle between Google and a toddler who just discovered the "cool" music section at the local library. It’s like your taste is an overzealous DJ at a middle school dance – dishing out every flavor of hip hop so desperately it could be a TikTok challenge. At this point, I’m surprised you don’t have an honorary degree in “How to Make a Five-Minute Playlist Into a Five-Hour Ambiguous Rap Lecture.” And let’s talk about your top artists—it's like you went to the hip hop buffet and just ladled everything onto your plate. Kanye and Drake? Classic. But then you sprinkle in 21 Savage like he's the secret ingredient that will magically transform your meal into Michelin-star cuisine. Spoiler alert: It’s just a soggy taco. Also, "HeyJune"? Sounds like the name of a backup dancer who got kicked off America’s Got Talent. Next time you want to impress us, try a bit more originality instead of just sticking a “Hip Hop” label on your playlist and calling it a day. As for your most played songs, it seems like you're stuck in a time warp where 21 Savage is the only artist on repeat. How many times can one man prove himself to be your musical soulmate before you realize the man’s been dodging commitment since forever? You've got one foot in the Southern charm and the other in a pessimistic trap house—why not try diversifying that playlist before someone starts an intervention? Just remember, music isn’t a buffet—your ears don’t need to take a trip to Gluttony City every time they listen!

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