Roasted 2 months ago based on everybodyhatesentertainment's long term Spotify stats.

So, we have "everybodyhatesentertainment" here—a profile name that speaks volumes. I mean, you couldn’t have picked a more rebellious way to showcase your indie punk therapy session if you tried. It’s like you threw a temper tantrum in a record store and just picked up the saddest, 2000s-era flannel-wearing rejects to jam out to. You really should change your name to "somebodyhatesjoy," because let’s face it, if your life was a soundtrack, it would probably be the crying emoji playlist followed by a poetry reading in a dimly lit basement. Your favorite genres read like the ultimate checklist for a midlife crisis in a skatepark. Seriously, how many variations of punk do you need before you realize you’re basically just listening to the same guitar riff with different haircuts? At this point, your favorite genres should come with a warning label: “May cause excessive brooding and spontaneous formation of emo bands.” If “Midwest Emo” isn’t code for “I complain about the weather while avoiding my responsibilities,” then what is? And I’m still trying to process the fact that "Fat Dog" made it onto your list of top artists. Is that your way of telling the world your taste is as questionable as your diet? Now let’s talk about those most-played songs. “*Equip Sunglasses*”? I didn’t know we were all a bunch of sad influencers trying to look cool while crying in a coffee shop. And “Nope your too late i already died”? You’ve mastered the art of overly dramatic song titles, my friend. Honestly, I’m surprised your most-played track isn’t an audio loop of you sighing deeply over your last relationship. With gems like “LIL LAD (UNIMPRESSED)” and a song from a band called “Fat Dog,” somehow I’m still trying to figure out if you’re running from the cops or just running from happiness. But hey, keep rocking that basement aesthetic; the world needs more people confidently ignoring their Spotify recommendations!

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