Roasted 28 days ago based on Santino Cataldo's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Santino Cataldo, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. With more genres listed than actual personality traits, it seems your taste in music runs deeper than your understanding of social cues. “Rap,” “Trap,” *and* “Emo Rap”? You’re like a walking playlist for someone who desperately wants to scream at their ex while simultaneously crying over their mixed drinks. I’m surprised you haven’t thrown in “Mopey Indie” or “Acoustic Breakup” just to complete that sad sack vibe. Your top artists list reads like a hipster’s Tinder profile—half of these guys would swipe left on you for trying too hard. You’ve got Kanye three times in your top songs; I guess one for each of your overinflated opinions. And “¥$” — I’m not convinced that’s an artist so much as a last-minute password you threw together for a WiFi login. Did you just add names at random, or did you assume J. Cole would be impressed if you buried him beneath a pile of socially-unacceptable entries? And let’s talk about that “Most Played” list. If Kanye and A$AP didn’t exist, would you just be left in a void, trying to find yourself in the remnants of '90s Britpop? Your music taste is like a buffet where someone took all the leftover trays and glued them together to make a treehouse. You think you’re living in a “mood,” but really you’re just living in a “dude, come on.” My guy, it’s time to expand those horizons a little — maybe give country music a try, or at least switch out “emotional rap” for something that doesn’t make you sound like a teenager desperately trying to be understood.

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