Roasted 2 years ago based on Train50's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Train50, your Spotify profile reads like mid-2000s MySpace but with less creativity and more desperate attempts to fit in. Seriously, can we talk about your favorite genres? You’ve got “Dark Trap” and “Cloud Rap,” which is like saying you're into “gloomy skies” and “soft fluff.” It’s like you can't decide if you're a menacing underground king or someone who's just too emotional for cloud gazing. Do you listen to this music while sulking in a dimly lit room, wearing oversized hoodies and pretending to be deep? Get a grip! And your top artists, my guy, what is this selection? Drake, Post Malone, and $uicideboy$? It’s like you’re curating a playlist for someone who’s both a high school dropout and a sociology major researching inner sadness. Denzel Curry has got bars, but I can't help but think he's just a distraction from the fact that your music taste is basically a musical version of beige wallpaper. I’m surprised you didn't throw in a dad band just to round out that emotional spectrum. Your most played songs have titles that make me question your life choices. “Cash Me Outside”? Really? It sounds like you’re trying to start a fight in the parking lot of a high school. And “YouMadeYourBed,NowLieInIt”? Classic, buddy; a personal anthem for procrastinators everywhere. I hope you’re aware that listening to Russ does not automatically make you a motivational speaker. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work that way. Keep digging through those playlists, Train50; at this rate, you might find something that doesn’t sound like a midlife crisis at 25!

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