Roasted 23 days ago based on Taylor Brown's long term Spotify stats.

Taylor Brown, huh? A Spotify profile that reads like a Tinder bio for someone desperately trying to sound quirky and unique. You've got enough "Pop" and "Art Pop" in your playlist to single-handedly power a teen drama series, yet you somehow still manage to be the most basic person in the room. Are you sure your name isn't just a placeholder for “Generic Music Lover”? Because you’re one ‘feel-good’ playlist away from becoming a human version of a scented candle. Your top artists read like a desperate attempt to appear cultured. I mean, even Lady Gaga looks confused as to how she got onto this list alongside someone named Zinadelphia whose biggest achievement is giving you ten songs to wallow to like a sad echo in a vacant room. I'm half expecting you to send out mood boards detailing how "Death Wish Love" perfectly captures your existential dread—which, let’s be honest, sounds more like your dating life than a heartfelt song title. If I had a dime for every time you played "River" or any other sad tune, I could buy you a personality. And those most-played songs? Honey, do you have a personal vendetta against variety? You’d think "The Seamstress" was the soundtrack to your crafting sessions where you knit your “I-pretend-to-be-unique-but-really-I’m-basic” sweater. It’s impressive how you've managed to create a loop of self-inflected emotional turmoil with a dash of bedroom pop, acoustic heartbreak, and lighter-than-air reggaeton. Bravo, Taylor! You’ve officially cemented yourself as the king of sad girl summer, even if it’s currently winter. 🥶

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