Roasted 8 months ago based on Nico's long term Spotify stats.

Nico, your Spotify profile is a musical identity crisis wrapped in an existential dread sandwich. It’s like you thought, “Hey, why not list every subgenre of rap possible?” A quick glance reveals more variants of hip hop than you have life goals. "German Hip Hop" and "Turkish Hip Hop"? Congrats, my dude, you’ve cracked the code on knowing exactly what to listen to when you want people to be utterly confused about your cultural identity. The only thing more chaotic than your favorite genres is your ability to misalign your Tinder bio with your music taste. Your top artists read like the lineup of a “what went wrong” guide for aspiring hip hop enthusiasts. Sure, you’ve got giants like Kanye and Jay-Z, but then there’s Ufo361 and Pashanim lurking like the weird cousins at Thanksgiving. Trying to impress everyone with your eclectic taste? I see you! But let’s be real; the only people impressed by this are the ones who’ve never listened to a song before. Your playlist is basically a buffet where the food all smells a bit off, yet you’re still defending your choices with the intensity of a thousand Twitter debates. And can we talk about your most played songs? You’ve hit peak mainstream and gone off the deep end of “let me throw in some German indie pop for street cred.” You’ve played “Congratulations” so many times that Post Malone probably has your face on a dartboard for every time you’ve made him cringe. Adding $OHO BANI to the mix? That’s not a flex; that’s a desperate attempt to prove you’re cooler than your Spotify wrapped suggests. So here’s the spoiler alert: your music taste is less about vibes and more about a confused teenager yelling, “But I really love *all* the music!” Stay strong, Nico, we’re rooting for you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!