Roasted 3 months ago based on triplemms11's long term Spotify stats.

Triplemms11, huh? Spoiler alert: your Spotify profile reads like an emotional support playlist for a person stuck in the 90s and mourning the Neolithic era. Seriously, Britpop, Madchester, and Emo Rap? Congratulations, you’ve officially crafted a time capsule for people with terrible fashion advice! Your musical taste has all the confidence of a guy who still believes cargo shorts are going to make a comeback. Now, let’s admire your top artists for a second. Oasis and The Beatles? That’s great! You can now argue about who’s better in a pretentious British pub while confidently ignoring the fact that your other top artist is the human embodiment of a Snapchat filter—Lil Peep and his shimmering sadness wrapped in emo wisdom. Meanwhile, I can’t help but picture you crying into your record collection while scrolling through your Eazy-E discography like it’s Instagram—because let’s be real, your vibe is a mix of “I’m the coolest person in my parents’ basement” and “I promise I’m not using Spotify for free.” And can we talk about your most played songs? You have more "live" Oasis tracks than a delusional ex who just can’t let go. If I had a dollar for every time you jammed to "Wonderwall" thinking it was the soundtrack to your heartbreak, I'd be able to afford therapy for you. But don’t worry, we all know the true racket here: you’ll keep repeating those tracks until they play on a loop in your dreams, ultimately never moving to an actual life soundtrack. Enjoy your personal time capsule of hopeless nostalgia, but remember—just because you love the 90s doesn't mean you have to live there!

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