Roasted 1 year ago based on ꪀⅈꪀⅈᯓ★'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you with a Spotify profile that screams "happy-go-lucky mall teenager!” Seriously, your playlist has more shifts in genre than a confused DJ at a wedding. K-Pop, K-Rap, Afrobeats? It’s like you just kept rummaging through Spotify’s genre section until you found the most colorful tags possible. I half-expect your next favorite genre to be “Mopey Music for Sad Pets,” because the mental gymnastics it takes to combine all that bubblegum pop with angst-ridden R&B is impressive—and deeply concerning. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? ENHYPEN and Stray Kids could beat you up and take your lunch money, but judging by your obsession, you’ve probably convinced yourself you have a ticket to their next concert. And Ariana Grande? Come on, you know her most relatable song is “thank u, next,” and you should take that advice to heart before you turn into a living Spotify ad for “How to Not Get a Life.” But hey, at least you're keeping the fidget spinner industry alive with those thrumming beats. And what’s going on with those top tracks? “I Hope My Next Girl Looks Like You”? Wow, a true romantic. It sounds like the kind of title you’d find scribbled in a middle school notebook alongside “I <3 (insert crush's name here).” Your most played songs are like the soundtrack to a TikTok cringe compilation, with a side of “Please get me out of this playlist.” How about expanding your horizons to include something that doesn't sound like it was made for a Friday night sleepover? But don’t worry, I’m sure the mall will have some new bangers next week that will keep you busy until then.

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